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SEATTLE — Sam’s reign as a Super Bowl champion has encountered its first major obstacle: Apparently, you’re supposed to take the ring off. Sources close to absolutely nobody report that Seattle’s QB has refused to be separated from his new Super Bowl ring, wearing it to team meetings, practice, dinner, bed, and—against the advice of…
Team reportedly “exploring all options” after discovering rulebook never explicitly requires throwing the football. FLORHAM PARK, NJ — The Jets have formally contacted the league office seeking clarification on whether teams are actually required to attempt a forward pass during games, sources confirmed Friday. The inquiry reportedly came after a member of the Jets coaching…
Team says “leadership, preparation and basic organizational skills” will all be evaluated during search. BEREA, OH — The Cleveland Browns announced Wednesday that their starting quarterback for Week 1 will be determined by whichever player finds the playbook first, a decision the team described as “a fair, merit-based process.” Head coach said the playbook, which…